These might only be funny to Jenna and I, cuz we were in the room.. But I'm still documenting it.. :)
Today, I brought donut holes for the kids..
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They started not pay attention so..
Me: Remember, we have a special treat at the end if you listen! You'll get a donut!
Munchkin: I don't want a donut. I'll get fat.
A kindergartner!
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Later on, the munchkin who didn't want to eat the donut decided to eat one.. The other kids noticed that he was no eating..
Munchkin 2: Remember when he said he might get fat?
Munchkin: It's not funny. It's serious.
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In the middle of memorizing a Bible verse, I look and see that the same kiddo from earlier had found a piece of tape on the carpet and put it on his nose..
Me: can you take that off?
Munchkin: I'm an elephant.
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While coloring..
Munchkin: I'm spelling "good"... And a y is coming after the o's.